To: The Ice Queen of the Frozen North

It was February 14th, 2009,
You helped me move back home,
Because I had to,
Because I thought we had Love with a capital 'L',
You unpacked half my stuff with me,
I still mumble when I can't find something,
"Where did that infernal woman put it!"
My dick is still mad there was no sex that night,
I knew then, somewhere in my toetips,
That we were finally through,
It took you a month to fuck me again,
This time through a phone line cluttered with cliches,
You use people like paper towels,
Please, tattoo that somewhere,
To warn the rest of the poet geeks away from your smile,
We would've had kids named "Kara T." and "Jude O.",
Because your last name was Chopp and we were fun like that,
Fuck you, and not like I used to,
Thats all I have to say,
I trusted you, daughter of the emperor of washington state democrats,
With my everything,
You left me,
For a truck-driving republican asshole,
Fuck you, and not like I used to.

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